If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. No known source in Twain's works. The earliest known source is a Usenet post from November Misattributed [ edit ] It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog. Anonymous American proverb; since this has often been attributed to Mark Twain on the internet, but no contemporary evidence of him ever using it has been located.
Variants: It is not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the fight in the dog that matters. Lewis, a collection of sayings, in Book of the Royal Blue Vol. Shapiro, p.
Anonymous quote in the evening edition of the East Oregonian 20 April What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight — it's the size of the fight in the dog. Dwight D. Eisenhower , declaring his particular variant on the proverbial assertion in Remarks at Republican National Committee Breakfast 31 January He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
You may die of a misprint. First attributed to Twain in s, as in The best things anybody ever said , , Robert Byrne, Atheneum. See talk page for more info. When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until he reaches Attributed to Twain but never sourced, this quotation should not be regarded as authentic. Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, "It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time.
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See also autobiography, vol. Warm summer sun, shine kindly here; Warm southern wind, blow softly here; Green sod above, lie light, lie light — Good-night, dear heart, good-night, good-night. Epitaph for his daughter, Olivia Susan Clemens , this is actually a slight adaptation of the poem "Annette" by Robert Richardson ; more details are available at "The Poem on Susy Clemens' Headstone" The minority is always in the right.
The majority is always in the wrong. Attributed to Twain, but never sourced.
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Suspiciously close to "A minority may be right, and the majority is always in the wrong. Often attributed to Twain, but he said it was attributed to Benjamin Disraeli and this itself is probably a misattribution: see Lies, damned lies, and statistics and Leonard H.
Twain did, however, popularize this saying in the United States. His attribution is in the following passage from Twain's Autobiography , Vol. The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. Often attributed to Twain, but of unknown origin. The thermometer stands at about seventy degrees the year round. It hardly changes at all. You sleep under one or two light blankets Summer and Winter, and never use a mosquito bar. Nobody ever wears Summer clothing.
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You wear black broadcloth--if you have it--in August and January, just the same. It is no colder, and no warmer, in the one month than the other. You do not use overcoats and you do not use fans. It is as pleasant a climate as could well be contrived, take it all around, and is doubtless the most unvarying in the whole world. The wind blows there a good deal in the summer months, but then you can go over to Oakland, if you choose--three or four miles away--it does not blow there.
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Scrivener attributes the aphorism to "my good friends the Allens". Reference from Quote Investigator.
I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time. Often misattributed to Twain, this is actually by Blaise Pascal , "Lettres provinciales", letter 16, Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte. Translation: I have only made this [letter] longer, because I have not had the opportunity to make it shorter. Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over. It seems likely that the attribution to Twain is apocryphal.
It is not listed as authentic on Twainquotes , and is not listed at all in either R. Barber's Quotable Twain A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. According to R. Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Notes on sourcing Twain did say: "There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather that compels the stranger's admiration — and regret.
The weather is always doing something there … In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours. Yes, one of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it. Too much hidden history but truth always prevails. It is not in code, but an agglutinative language.
You can utilize Hebrew root words to gain an understand of what was written. It is not the Hebrew of today. Check for yourselves. The only codes are hidden letters in plants, angelic alphabet, alchemical, and some circular charts. If the manuscript was found in a wooden chest in Southern Europe, as Wilfrid Voynich claims, how could it be accurately dated seeing how it would have been closed off from normal atmospheric carbon? John Hopkins University publishes several — some in print, some online. No expert in medieval works in any of those subjects has found any correspondence to medical, alchemical, botanical, pharmaceutical or anatomical works, and in most cases the experts have flatly denied that the Vms is of that sort.
After that, believers have tried to justify their own pet theory. The Voynich Manuscript was probably written in Augsburg or Munich by famous Doctor Kaspar Bernauer , who practiced collective balneological procedures for the hygienic and medical purposes with the use of herbs and balms.
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